Saturday, September 22, 2012
ONE WEEK!
It's one week until Mrs.Wilson and I are officially best friend room mates! Well, I will unofficially be up there most of this week in the soon-to-be old home stead. So, I should be getting my belongings together but instead I've decided to write a blog post. Procrastination at its best. I need to talk to the bestie about when I'm heading up there. I have to work Sunday night. This was poorly planned. Just this weekend I mean. Me starting my new job and them closing on the house around the same time was just magical though.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Final Rental House Party
Mr. T and I had our final movie night/house party this past weekend. Miss C came up with her dog Sadie and we had...probably 20 people?...in our tiny house. THINGS WILL BE SO MUCH NICER IN THE BIG HOUSE. Of course, all the beer/soda spillage will have to stop. Peeps be getting murdered if it doesn't. *glaring at the world* This was seriously the messiest party we've ever had here. I think it's because we also grilled out, so there were lots of plates.
We also watched The Chronicles of Riddick. Well, most of us saw parts of it. After almost everyone had cleared out, Mr T, Miss C, Roommate, Repeat, KayKay, and I went to a freshman house party Mr. T's friend was hosting. The kid's cool, but so young! We were afraid if the cops showed up we'd get ticketed for enabling a minor, or whatever it's called. But then we realized the minors were giving us the alcohol! What is that?? Eh, either way it was super packed with children so we didn't stay long.
While we were there, however, Miss C tried to start a couple fights. First she got in the middle of a beer pong argument about whose turn it was. Actually, I think she just tried to start an argument. I'm pretty sure they weren't actually arguing. Well we dragged her outside and she proceeded to shut the door that said "Don't shut this f*cking door!" Well this faaaaaat fat chick got supa pissed about it. Luckily she didn't know Miss C was the one that had actually done it. But Miss C wanted to let her know. Oh goodness, did she. I kept trying to distract her. Meanwhile, Repeat was all "Don't sweat it - just go through the window!" (Fatty could NOT have fit through that window, fyi.) He walks over to open the window and BAM! it falls out of its frame. Thank GOODNESS it didn't break! Now back to Miss C - she's still all pissy and staggery and I'm trying to hold on to her belt loop to keep her away from Miss Fatty when she trips over a ladder. Almost busts her face. It was hilarious. But then we decided it was time to go. And quickly.
KayKay was obsessing over going swimming, so we broke into an apartment complex's pool that's near our house. Well, we didn't "break in" as much as just walk in - it wasn't locked. There were two dudes sitting in the lounge chairs talking, so that was a bit awkward. Well, it wouldn't have been if we had suits. But we just swam in our underdrawers (oh lawd!). It was a lot of fun. I probably would've never done it if alcohol hadn't been involved....but I'm glad we did it. 8D
Then we all came back to our place and passed right the f out. It was a good night. And Mr. T and I went to church the next morning. It's no wonder we don't fit in at our small group...
We also watched The Chronicles of Riddick. Well, most of us saw parts of it. After almost everyone had cleared out, Mr T, Miss C, Roommate, Repeat, KayKay, and I went to a freshman house party Mr. T's friend was hosting. The kid's cool, but so young! We were afraid if the cops showed up we'd get ticketed for enabling a minor, or whatever it's called. But then we realized the minors were giving us the alcohol! What is that?? Eh, either way it was super packed with children so we didn't stay long.
While we were there, however, Miss C tried to start a couple fights. First she got in the middle of a beer pong argument about whose turn it was. Actually, I think she just tried to start an argument. I'm pretty sure they weren't actually arguing. Well we dragged her outside and she proceeded to shut the door that said "Don't shut this f*cking door!" Well this faaaaaat fat chick got supa pissed about it. Luckily she didn't know Miss C was the one that had actually done it. But Miss C wanted to let her know. Oh goodness, did she. I kept trying to distract her. Meanwhile, Repeat was all "Don't sweat it - just go through the window!" (Fatty could NOT have fit through that window, fyi.) He walks over to open the window and BAM! it falls out of its frame. Thank GOODNESS it didn't break! Now back to Miss C - she's still all pissy and staggery and I'm trying to hold on to her belt loop to keep her away from Miss Fatty when she trips over a ladder. Almost busts her face. It was hilarious. But then we decided it was time to go. And quickly.
KayKay was obsessing over going swimming, so we broke into an apartment complex's pool that's near our house. Well, we didn't "break in" as much as just walk in - it wasn't locked. There were two dudes sitting in the lounge chairs talking, so that was a bit awkward. Well, it wouldn't have been if we had suits. But we just swam in our underdrawers (oh lawd!). It was a lot of fun. I probably would've never done it if alcohol hadn't been involved....but I'm glad we did it. 8D
Then we all came back to our place and passed right the f out. It was a good night. And Mr. T and I went to church the next morning. It's no wonder we don't fit in at our small group...
Ten Days!
At this very moment, ten days from now, I will be standing in my very own house!! I can't wait!!!
We got our appraisal back from the mortgage people and it's higher than what we're paying for the house. Which I was happy about until one of my friends pointed out that means our taxes will be higher. Bubble buster!! 8P
I've talked to the Realtor and the mortgage dude and everything seems good to go for our scheduled closing date/time!! The AC had some condensation build-up, but the seller agreed to get it looked at. Mmmmm... I'm so excited! 8D 8D 8D
We got our appraisal back from the mortgage people and it's higher than what we're paying for the house. Which I was happy about until one of my friends pointed out that means our taxes will be higher. Bubble buster!! 8P
I've talked to the Realtor and the mortgage dude and everything seems good to go for our scheduled closing date/time!! The AC had some condensation build-up, but the seller agreed to get it looked at. Mmmmm... I'm so excited! 8D 8D 8D
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Bob and Boobs
Me- I don't think I like this glasses man
B- ?
8D is better
He's EXCITED.
Me- Yes the first one
B- and may be looking at titties
Me- I'm quite fond of bob
B- ah-ooooo-gah!
Me- LOL!!!
B- BD
Me- That's how I look when I'm looking at titties
B- teehee
Me- Especially when I remember how big mine are...I don't realize sometimes
B- lol
Look in the mirror, be like dayum!
Me- LOL
It's mostly pictures that get me...it's like Geezus!
B- lol
no doubt
I'm usually amazed at the difference between my boobs with no bra and my boobs with my padded bras.
Like....sad panda.
Me- Weird how that works lol
B- yeah
They're just...different sizes, or shapes, or something.
Me- I don't really know what small titties are supposed to look like cuz I had none then they were just massive so every time I see titties in movies I'm like those look weird then my guy friends have to tell me that no those are pretty normal and fantastic
B- lol!
Me- And then I think well maybe I'm the one with weird looking titties and I just don't know it because well they're mine and I'm not like a titty connoisseur
B- lol!
who knows
boobs are weird
Me- lol my thoughts exactly
B- ?
?
8D is better
He's EXCITED.
Me- Yes the first one
B- and may be looking at titties
Me- I'm quite fond of bob
B- ah-ooooo-gah!
Me- LOL!!!
B- BD
Me- That's how I look when I'm looking at titties
B- teehee
Me- Especially when I remember how big mine are...I don't realize sometimes
B- lol
Look in the mirror, be like dayum!
Me- LOL
It's mostly pictures that get me...it's like Geezus!
B- lol
no doubt
I'm usually amazed at the difference between my boobs with no bra and my boobs with my padded bras.
Like....sad panda.
Me- Weird how that works lol
B- yeah
They're just...different sizes, or shapes, or something.
Me- I don't really know what small titties are supposed to look like cuz I had none then they were just massive so every time I see titties in movies I'm like those look weird then my guy friends have to tell me that no those are pretty normal and fantastic
B- lol!
Me- And then I think well maybe I'm the one with weird looking titties and I just don't know it because well they're mine and I'm not like a titty connoisseur
B- lol!
who knows
boobs are weird
Me- lol my thoughts exactly
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
House Update
Just to let you know how things are progressing - we were pre-approved for the loan. Not sure if I mentioned that yet. I have to go to a financial class this Saturday...teach me how to manage my money. One thing I thought was weird was that I had to get a signed and dated letter from Mr. T saying I had complete access to the money in my bank account. I was like...I'm the primary account holder, right? Why the f do I need my husband's "permission"? But whatever. Rather than be difficult I just did it.
They did the inspection and there was some water build-up in the AC unit, so we're requesting an inspection/repair by a professional technician. Whoa. I just realized I don't know how to spell "technician". Good to know... Everything else in the inspection looked good, so yay!
As far as packing goes...We have a lot of it up in boxes now. Woop Woop I'd say about 90% of our loose stuff is packed up. Most of the stuff NOT packed is stuff we're going to need over the next couple weeks. But it's getting closer every day!!16 days and we'll be in our new home. :) Ah, it's gonna be so great!!
This Saturday we're having our final party at our final rental house. Miss C says she's coming, along with about 15 other people, so we should have some good stories. We shall see...
They did the inspection and there was some water build-up in the AC unit, so we're requesting an inspection/repair by a professional technician. Whoa. I just realized I don't know how to spell "technician". Good to know... Everything else in the inspection looked good, so yay!
As far as packing goes...We have a lot of it up in boxes now. Woop Woop I'd say about 90% of our loose stuff is packed up. Most of the stuff NOT packed is stuff we're going to need over the next couple weeks. But it's getting closer every day!!16 days and we'll be in our new home. :) Ah, it's gonna be so great!!
This Saturday we're having our final party at our final rental house. Miss C says she's coming, along with about 15 other people, so we should have some good stories. We shall see...
FB Chat
Story I told Miss C over FB chat this morning:
So....
I had that period tracker, right?
And I was using it to track the times we had sex.
Just to be depressed that married people don't have lots of sex.
But now that I'm not having my period, it's been freaking out about me being "late".
And I can't turn off the period tracking part of it.
Because that's the whole point of the app.
So I did a search for "sex tracker"
and I found a good one.
It's a little too....detailed....for me, though.
It's for like super sluts.
options: ass, group, hand, normal, oral, phone, menses, refused, toy, webcam; places: car, home, motel, outdoor
And then it has all the different positions.
You can score it, put how many times it happened, and the duration.
Then there's a place for extra notes.
Some chick only gave it 4 stars because you can only record one partner per day.
I was like...wtf?!
It's LoveCal, if you're interested.
But the main moral of my story is this: later on that day my boss wanted me to test a QR code they had made for a podcast. But I didn't have a QR Code reader on my phone, so I had to go in the play store. and when I clicked in the search box, it displayed that drop-down list of previous search terms.
And my top one was "sex tracker".
So....
I had that period tracker, right?
And I was using it to track the times we had sex.
Just to be depressed that married people don't have lots of sex.
But now that I'm not having my period, it's been freaking out about me being "late".
And I can't turn off the period tracking part of it.
Because that's the whole point of the app.
So I did a search for "sex tracker"
and I found a good one.
It's a little too....detailed....for me, though.
It's for like super sluts.
options: ass, group, hand, normal, oral, phone, menses, refused, toy, webcam; places: car, home, motel, outdoor
And then it has all the different positions.
You can score it, put how many times it happened, and the duration.
Then there's a place for extra notes.
Some chick only gave it 4 stars because you can only record one partner per day.
I was like...wtf?!
It's LoveCal, if you're interested.
But the main moral of my story is this: later on that day my boss wanted me to test a QR code they had made for a podcast. But I didn't have a QR Code reader on my phone, so I had to go in the play store. and when I clicked in the search box, it displayed that drop-down list of previous search terms.
And my top one was "sex tracker".
Monday, September 10, 2012
wtf
This just happened in FB chat:
Miss C:
So, he
'
s
sa
ko
Stupid finger!!!!!
Me:
wtf
Miss C:
My stupid pinky finger like spazzed and kept hitting enter
Miss C:
So, he
'
s
sa
ko
Stupid finger!!!!!
Me:
wtf
Miss C:
My stupid pinky finger like spazzed and kept hitting enter
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